when your friend talks about the many guys crushing on them
"you’re obsessed with video games"
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
you can now pay $12 for your pot head baby to wear weed socks
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
all these dicks and you decide to suck the fun outta this party
I UPLOADED THIS TO TINYPIC AND